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BURGER CHAINS THAT SERVE THE BEST FRENCH FRIES

KRAFT HEINZ IS RELEASING MAC & CHEESE-FLAVORED GUMMIES

 

DOGS SURF TO RAISE MONEY FOR ORPHANED PETS

STUDY: STAYING UP LATE CAN GIVE YOU DIABETES

AMERICANS WANT PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST

SIGNIFICANT OREGON DISCOVERY PROMISES MORE COST-EFFECTIVE ELECTRIC VEHICLES

PIERCE COUNTY DEPUTY MIMICS DOG BARK, LURES OUT SUSPECTS

DEFENSE DEPARTMENT CREATES TECH-ENHANCED UNDERWEAR FOR SPYS

THE AVERAGE AMERICAN WORKER HASN’T HAD A RAISE IN 3 YEARS

‘MARGARITAVILLE’ SINGER JIMMY BUFFETT DIES AT 76

FORTUNE TELLER USES CHEESE TO TELL THE FUTURE

AIRLINE OFFERS ‘ADULT-ONLY’ SEATING ZONE 

FRANCE HAS TOO MUCH WINE… HERE IS WHAT THEY’RE DOING

LEGO TO SELL BRICKS WITH BRAILLE TO HELP KIDS READ

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO COLONIZE MARS? SCIENTIST REVEAL CHECKLIST

NEW DETAILS REVEALED ABOUT THE ‘FRASIER’ REBOOT ON PARAMOUNT PLUS

AIR GUITAR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS START 

STUDY: DIRTIEST CITIES IN AMERICA

WHICH NFL TEAM HAS THE MOST HARDCORE TAILGATERS?

MORE STATES PASS LAWS TO HOLD BACK 3RD GRADERS WHO CAN’T READ

STUDY UNCOVERS HIGH LEVELS OF HARMFUL BACTERIA ON APPLE WATCH AND FITBIT WRISTBANDS

MOM BRINGS TRIPLETS AND 5-YEAR-OLD TO JURY DUTY

NEW YORK CITY'S AVERAGE RENT IS $5,588 PER MONTH

STUDY: FACEBOOK IS NOT BAD FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH

SOME DISTRICTS ARE STARTING FOUR DAY SCHOOL WEEKS

FEWER PEOPLE ARE DINING IN AT FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS

NEARLY HALF OF AMERICANS WORRY A.I. WILL TAKE THEIR JOBS

NAPPING IS GOOD FOR YOU

GAS WILL KEEP GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE

TRUCK CARRYING NACHO CHEESE TIPS OVER ON HIGHWAY

MARYLAND WOMAN GRABS RECORD FOR LOUDEST BURP

GUY GETS STUCK IN ELECTRIC CAR WHEN BATTERY DIES

'COZY CARDIO’ IS NOW A THING (AND APPARENTLY GETS RESULTS)

33-YEAR-OLD GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR LARGEST MOUTH ACHIEVES SECOND REMARKABLE FEAT

WALMART CONSIDERS CLOSING ALL SELF-CHECKOUTS

HEATWAVE COSTING ECONOMY BILLIONS IN LOST PRODUCTIVITY

OPTICAL ILLUSION REVEALS WHETHER YOU'RE A NATURAL BORN LEADER... BASED ON IF YOU CAN SPOT THE CORRECT ANIMAL IN THE IMAGE

WHY HALLOWEEN CANDY COULD BE MORE EXPENSIVE THIS YEAR

DISTRACTED DRIVING IS WORSE THAN YOU THINK

GIRL POWER DRIVES THE ECONOMY: THE IMPACT OF 'BARBIE,' BEYONCÉ, AND TAYLOR SWIFT IN RESCUING US FROM RECESSION

CAR OWNER TRACKS STOLEN VEHICLE TO TEXAS SHOPPING CENTER, SHOOTS THIEF DEAD, INJURES ACCOMPLICE WHILE AWAITING COPS

FAMILY ACCUSED OF FRAUD FOR EARNING $7.6 MILLION RECYCLING ARIZONA CANS AND BOTTLES IN CALIFORNIA

SUBWAY OFFERS FREE SANDWICHES FOR LIFE TO INDIVIDUAL WILLING TO LEGALLY CHANGE NAME TO ‘SUBWAY’

DID THE McDONALD’S ‘GRIMACE SHAKE’ SAVE THE ECONOMY?

BEWARE OF THE BARBIE COMPUTER VIRUS

UFO HEARINGS TELL CONGRESS THE U.S. GOV’T HAS AN ALIEN SPACESHIP

KIDS WHO WATCH TOO MUCH TV BECOME UNHEALTHY ADULTS

MODEL WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST CHEEKS GETS MORE SURGERY

STARBUCKS’ NEW FALL MENU LEAKED

DOG JOINS EARLY MORNING COMMUTE BY HOPPING ON TRAIN ALONE

OPTICAL ILLUSION UNVEILS WHETHER YOU POSSESS A CREATIVE OR LOGICAL PERSONALITY

A TABLESPOON OF OLIVE OIL REDUCE YOUR RISK OF DEMENTIA?

MUSHROOM, BROKEN CHAIN AMONG SHORTLIST FOR NEW EMOJIS

ADULTS IN CHINA ARE WORKING AS FULL-TIME CHILDREN

BLIND BOY, 14, REGAINS VISION THROUGH EYEDROPS UTILIZING INACTIVATED HERPES VIRUS

WHOLE FOODS WILL SOON LET YOU PAY WITH YOUR PALM PRINT

INTERMITTENT FASTING COULD CAUSE DIABETES

CONGRESS HOLDING HEARINGS THIS WEEK ABOUT UFOS

THE SLEEPIEST STATE IN AMERICA

ALL-ELECTRIC FLYING TAXIS ARE READY TO TAKE PASSENGERS

FACEKINIS ARE THE HOT ITEM TO COOL OFF IN CHINA AS TEMPERATURES SOAR

2 DOGS IN INDONESIA GET MARRIED IN CEREMONY COSTING ALMOST $17,000

‘COCAINE SHARKS’ MIGHT BE FEASTING ON DRUGS DUMPED OFF FLORIDA COAST, SCIENTISTS SAY

AMERICA’S FAVORITE JUNK FOODS

BURGER KING EMPLOYEE ACCUSED OF SERVING CUSTOMERS FRIES FROM THE TRASH

Status Report: News and Headlines July 21st

FRENCH TOWN CRACKS DOWN ON LAZY DOG OWNERS WITH POOP DNA DATABASE FOR TRACKING AND PUNISHMENT

TAYLOR SWIFT’S CONCERTS VISIBLE FROM SPACE! SATELLITE PHOTOS UNVEIL MASSIVE CROWD AT SOLD-OUT SHOW

CAN ESPRESSO PREVENT ALZHEIMER’S?

 

ARE AMERICANS OVER THE THRILL OF A BILLION-DOLLAR LOTTO JACKPOT?

 

FUTURE iPHONES COULD BE ROLLABLE, ACCORDING TO APPLE’S LATEST PATENT

PEOPLE ARE SAVING MONEY BY SKIPPING THESE FOODS AT THE STORE

DELTA PASSENGERS IN VEGAS PASS OUT IN OVERHEATED PLANE

 

TOE-WRESTLING WORLD CHAMP — I HAD MY TOENAILS REMOVED TO COMPETE

WOMAN PREGNANT WITH TRIPLETS UNVEILS ENORMOUS BABY BUMP, STRUGGLES TO OPERATE VEHICLE

WOMAN BUSTED WITH SNAKES IN BRA

Status Report: News and Headlines for July 18th, 2023

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Status Report: News and Headlines for July 17th, 2023

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MCDONALDS POSTS ‘NO-QUIT’ SIGN AND IT INSTANTLY GOES VIRAL LEAVING PEOPLE OUTRAGED

 

DOCTORS REATTACH BOYS HEAD AFTER CRASH

 

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